Random Quotes

Life has inspired me to say these things, at some point.  My journalist friend told me I should write them down.  I may record someone else's cleverness too, but that will be duly noted.

"I don't like my food to resemble the animal it used to be."
"Age doesn't take away beauty; it refines it."

"I hope you were able to follow my bouncing ball through that example." ~ Don Gilpin, Human Resources VP

"If you're not willing to take the aspirin, don't complain about the headache." ~ my mom